I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
The air taste purple.
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