Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Its about making memories worth repressing
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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