I am puke
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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