i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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