Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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