butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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