What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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