Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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