That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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