Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
