That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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