I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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