Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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