how can u be prego again
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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