Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
