What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I want her autograph on my taint
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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