no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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