after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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