your room smells of hookers.
And success
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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