its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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