Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Randomize
