Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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