They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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