when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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