So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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