i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
