I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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