counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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