I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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