Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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