Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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