how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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