This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Randomize
