Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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