that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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