i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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