Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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