so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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