come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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