butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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