you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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