: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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