Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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