You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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