Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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