Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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