Who wears a wallet chain?!
operation harelip BJ is a go
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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