Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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