There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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