just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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