Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
