Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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