are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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