"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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