Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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