Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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