Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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