Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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