TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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