Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
