Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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